**FILE**Madonna and Rupert Everett hold hands as they walk into a promotional party on Liberty Island in New York harbor, on August 2, 1999. The British actor writes that he is tired of celebrity -- the whole glittering illusion deliciously evoked and eviscerated in his candid new autobiography-- "Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins." Everett writes about A-list celebrities such as Madonna ("she oozed sex appeal") and others. (AP Photo/Stuart Ramson)