**FILE**Gwyneth Paltrow cries as she accepts the Oscar for best actress for her role in "Shakespeare in Love," during the 71st Annual Academy Awards at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of the Los Angeles Music Center on March 21, 1999. To minimize embarrassment -- and keep the acceptance speeches snappy -- Tom Hanks and the higher-ups at the Academy have quietly put together a lively, eight-and-a-half minute instructional video for would-be winners. The Academy Awards are being presented on Sunday, March 5, 2006. (AP Photo/Eric Draper)